Yeah, so you know when I said last week that I’d be posting about biking through some rural Taiwanese villages next? Well, the plan was to take the train to Houbi, rent some bikes, and go for a ride through some picturesque farming villages. But it turns out the rental place that Lonely Planet had promised me at the train station in Houbi no longer exists.
So finding myself back in Chiayi, I decided to blow the hundred TWD dollar bill that I’d planned on using to rent a bike in Houbi on claw machines instead. Claw machines have been beckoning me since arriving in Taiwan, and even made my list of first impressions of the beautiful island, so I thought it was high time I put my money where my mouth was and try to win some fuzzy Pokemon or new headphones.
Stop 1: Snorlax
Just look at the determination on my face. Too bad it didn’t pay off.
Stop 2: Innapropriate
Can you tell what those are?
Wait, let me help you out. Here’s a close-up.
Too bad I was skunked again. Aww, well, maybe it was for the best.
Stop 3: I can’t resist a Snorlax
I thought it was time Oscar gave the machines a try. After all, maybe I was just unlucky.
Nope, nope, we didn’t. Sorry, that picture’s misleading, just like all of these machines of broken dreams.
Stop 4: A Go Pro!
This machine didn’t even bother closing when it got to the bottom.
Stop 5: Some random machines in front of a grocery store
I was getting lazy by this point and running low on coins. I didn’t even take a proper photo here…
Last Stop: Spirited Away
Okay, these guys were worth a proper photo.
No Face just wasn’t in the mood for my nonsense, I guess.
So what did I learn from my afternoon wasting coins in Taiwanese claw machines?
I guess what I learned is that a hundred TWD can buy you a lot of entertainment in Taiwan and that Taiwanese claw machine owners are probably rich. Next time I’ll try to spend my money more wisely. Until then, keep clawing for the stars, my friends.
I’m pretty sure that’s how that phrase goes anyway.
Comment below if you’ve ever won a claw machine, so I can feel worse about my inability to grab a darn Snorlax.